Dirtbag Journalism

Guys With Iphones(The official Porn Club introduction)

In Uncategorized on December 1, 2009 at 2:51 AM

Since Jake left for Korea before Porn officially took off, we promised that at our first meeting we’d discuss his fave guilty pleasure, www.guyswithiphones.com . They’re so many random jock fags, gym queens, and pubeless 20 year olds, it’s insane. Jordaan and I couldn’t really agree on any of the guys on there, but we did have a few points we wanted to bring to the table. It’s funny because just like dudesnude, you’d be shocked the amount of local fags you’ll find on here. It’s a pretty good site, it definitely has it’s good things about it and I like the variety of guys. The douhebag level is at an all time high, but there will be a few gems if you look hard enough. Jordaan and I were on the fence about most of the guys on here, but we did have a few points we wanted to bring to the table.

1. Men who shave ALL their pubic hair : Seriously dudes, what the fuck ? A little trim will suffice. There is nothing more unattractive than a dude that’s  baby smooth from the waist down.

2. Using your iphone as a ruler for your cock : Not hot, at all. Nobody cares how big it is in comparison to your phone.

3. Guys who take photo’s of themselves with semen all over them : Honestly, I don’t even wanna go there. I just think somethings are better when there not photographed.

4. Stupid hair : Jordaan didn’t like a lot of hair on the site and i have to agree. Step it up gents, step it up!!

Our rating for Guys With Iphone :

Decent jackoff material : 4/10

Hot guys : 5/10

Butt shots : 7/10

Cocks : 7.5/10

You know, it’s whatever. I’ll show some of the best and worst we found on the site

10/10

3.5/10(I was trying to justify that this guy was hot, but I know better hahaha)

6/10 Ok friends, so we want to let you in on a little secret, “fuck me” underwear is not cute. If not for this butt, I wouldn’t even rate this one.

2/10 Ummm…no. That’s all I have to say

12/10 I’m not down with the dick measuring, but I’m willing to make an exception.

8/10 I like the outfit

More porn club coming up

xoxo

Johnny B

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